Toilet Kids (PC Engine) Media Rings 1992
Imagine one night, you go to the toilet to take a dump and suddenly you are teleported into the magical world of shit. That is the story of Toilet Kids. After the strange opening shown above, the boy gains super powers that allow him to fight evil turds and Egyptian dudes...that live in the toilet for some reason. Sadly aside from the eccentric title and opening, the game is a bare-bones generic shooter with dull music and poor graphics. The game only has four levels, most of which make no reference to the potty humor that is expected after reading the title. Toilet Kids was only released in Japan, and for once, I am happy this abomination stayed overseas.