You can always count on Japanese toy makers to dismantle your childhood dreams and turn them into something either A) sexual, B) strange, or C) both. The "Princess Bitch" PVC statue is one that qualifies under both. At least now I know why Mario was working so hard for all these years to get Princess Peach back from Bowser, for a body like that I would go fight a fire-breathing dragon too! The statue is scheduled to ship in November, the pre-order price is $120. The creepy mushroom guy is sadly not optional.
Pre Order Here: http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=OS60093